
This scene in Working Girl makes me feel like such a pervert. Harrison Ford’s character bares his soul about his feelings of irrelevancy and it’s very touching and heartfelt but all I can pay attention to is that glob of gyro sauce at the corner of his mouth. I just want to lick it away for him. With my tongue. I can’t focus on anything else. This must be what most dudes feel like about talking to girls with, y’know, boobs.