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thingsiatethatilove:

choire:

The Catsitter knows which battles to run away from.

Oh, come on, it’s not so hard! You just grind some coffee (Um but sorry I didn’t leave any coffee) and then put it in the filter, then pour boiling water in — just enough to wet the grounds! — and then wait a sec, and then continue pouring water in until the desired amount of coffee has been achieved.
Or, you know, go buy a coffee.
(I had to stop myself from leaving like 100x more notes like this by the way.)

Save yourself a lot of heartache Choire, and just buy coffee. That thing has bested me on many occasions - one time with an assist from Emily’s mom! If you have the patience though, that crazy contraption yields a really delicious cup of coffee. But it’s still like brewing coffee with a bisected hourglass, so there’s that.

thingsiatethatilove:

choire:

The Catsitter knows which battles to run away from.

Oh, come on, it’s not so hard! You just grind some coffee (Um but sorry I didn’t leave any coffee) and then put it in the filter, then pour boiling water in — just enough to wet the grounds! — and then wait a sec, and then continue pouring water in until the desired amount of coffee has been achieved.

Or, you know, go buy a coffee.

(I had to stop myself from leaving like 100x more notes like this by the way.)

Save yourself a lot of heartache Choire, and just buy coffee. That thing has bested me on many occasions - one time with an assist from Emily’s mom! If you have the patience though, that crazy contraption yields a really delicious cup of coffee. But it’s still like brewing coffee with a bisected hourglass, so there’s that.

  1. diabetes-a1c reblogged this from felixsalmon
  2. nhmortgagebroker reblogged this from choire
  3. etruscanduck reblogged this from choire and added:
    The head man must then turn to his gate man and say, “That’s the one we’re looking for.”
  4. sblaufuss reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    Jesus, are you making coffee or meth?
  5. nickdouglas reblogged this from choire and added:
    Cognitive surplus.
  6. kchayka reblogged this from felixsalmon and added:
    Ever needed detailed coffee instructions? Here’s where to get them. With an added dash of snark.
  7. jenyfly reblogged this from choire
  8. felixsalmon reblogged this from choire and added:
    If you spend much time on coffee forums, you’ll understand just how close to the bone this cuts.
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