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I saw Lily Tomlin’s pubes today

No, not IRL. I don’t live that kind of life. I just watched Moment by Moment, the notoriously bad movie from 1978 which, in one of the most baffling casting decisions in Hollywood history, pairs Lily Tomlin romantically with John Travolta. The movie is getting kicked off Netflix Instant today and I couldn’t resist checking it out, especially after I found out that the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew had been rebuffed by the studio after they tried to get rights to the film to make fun of it. Gotta be good, right? Well, my curiosity got me an eyeful of Lily’s lady garnish. It’s only the briefest glimpse but it hit me like a shock wave. The experience was not unlike the time I saw an old man’s gray balls plop out his shorts after he slipped and fell in the mud. That’s two seconds that my brain will never let me forget, no matter how hard I try.

But if you can handle the pubes (I can’t handle the pubes) and like bad movies, by all means, give this one a look-see. Oh my god, it’s bad. Like, really bad. John Travolta’s character is named Strip Harrision. Strip. As in, to remove clothing. Subtle.

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